SM the Salad
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prettyquillsSummary: There's a new sidedish called SM the Salad.
Genre: crack, humor, friendship
Rating: G
A/N: Please don't ask.
Jino opens his eyes and looks around. Where is he? What is he doing? And why is it all green and red?
He tries to roll around, but only ends up bumping into something cool and hard behind him. He turns and sees that it's a white, shiny wall. Well. Okay then.
He rolls around in the white area that he happens to be in, and keeps on rolling until he sees something that looks like it has a little bit of life in it. He slowly makes his way over to it.
"Hello," he says to the green, apparently alive thing. "Where is this place?"
"Oh." The green thing opens an eye and smiles at him. "You're in a salad bowl. I'm Jay, a lettuce. You must be a tomato."
"I guess I am." Jino looks down at himself, and then back at Jay who's beaming. "My name is Jino."
"Nice to meet you Jino," Jay says to him happily. "You should probably meet the others. There's Jonghyun, who can be irritating at times--but I guess you'll learn to get used to him, although when he's with Kyuhyun--"
"I heard my name?"
Jino turns around to see a thin red onion sliding over to them. The red onion's purple skin glistens in the light, and Jino realizes that it's probably slicked with oil.
The red onion smiles at Jino. "Hi, I'm Jonghyun!" he says to him. Then he turns back to Jay. "What was it you were saying about me, Jay?"
"Nothing," Jay says nervously, "just that sometimes you and Kyuhyun can be--"
"Oh pshh. Kyuhyun. Who cares about him?" Jonghyun waves the end of his red onion piece as if it was a hand, and then turns back to Jino. "And who are you? Aren't you cute?"
"I'm Jino," Jino tells him nervously, looking around for this Kyuhyun character. Kyuhyun seemed like a dangerous person--or, at least, how Jay perceived him at least. Well, not a dangerous person, more like something he'd rather want to avoid--
But then a piece of green pepper appears out of nowhere (well actually, from behind a piece of dead lettuce a little ways off). "You know, I can hear everything you guys are saying," the green bell pepper says to them, glowering slightly. Then he turns to Jino. "I'm Kyuhyun," he introduces.
"Oh." Jino's slightly intimidated by Kyuhyun's greenness, but tries to wave it off. "Um. So what are we doing here?"
"Isn't it obvious?" Jay looks at him brightly. "We're the new sidedish, SM the Salad."
Genre: crack, humor, friendship
Rating: G
A/N: Please don't ask.
Jino opens his eyes and looks around. Where is he? What is he doing? And why is it all green and red?
He tries to roll around, but only ends up bumping into something cool and hard behind him. He turns and sees that it's a white, shiny wall. Well. Okay then.
He rolls around in the white area that he happens to be in, and keeps on rolling until he sees something that looks like it has a little bit of life in it. He slowly makes his way over to it.
"Hello," he says to the green, apparently alive thing. "Where is this place?"
"Oh." The green thing opens an eye and smiles at him. "You're in a salad bowl. I'm Jay, a lettuce. You must be a tomato."
"I guess I am." Jino looks down at himself, and then back at Jay who's beaming. "My name is Jino."
"Nice to meet you Jino," Jay says to him happily. "You should probably meet the others. There's Jonghyun, who can be irritating at times--but I guess you'll learn to get used to him, although when he's with Kyuhyun--"
"I heard my name?"
Jino turns around to see a thin red onion sliding over to them. The red onion's purple skin glistens in the light, and Jino realizes that it's probably slicked with oil.
The red onion smiles at Jino. "Hi, I'm Jonghyun!" he says to him. Then he turns back to Jay. "What was it you were saying about me, Jay?"
"Nothing," Jay says nervously, "just that sometimes you and Kyuhyun can be--"
"Oh pshh. Kyuhyun. Who cares about him?" Jonghyun waves the end of his red onion piece as if it was a hand, and then turns back to Jino. "And who are you? Aren't you cute?"
"I'm Jino," Jino tells him nervously, looking around for this Kyuhyun character. Kyuhyun seemed like a dangerous person--or, at least, how Jay perceived him at least. Well, not a dangerous person, more like something he'd rather want to avoid--
But then a piece of green pepper appears out of nowhere (well actually, from behind a piece of dead lettuce a little ways off). "You know, I can hear everything you guys are saying," the green bell pepper says to them, glowering slightly. Then he turns to Jino. "I'm Kyuhyun," he introduces.
"Oh." Jino's slightly intimidated by Kyuhyun's greenness, but tries to wave it off. "Um. So what are we doing here?"
"Isn't it obvious?" Jay looks at him brightly. "We're the new sidedish, SM the Salad."
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Date: 2010-12-26 09:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-26 09:56 pm (UTC)will read in a bit~
omg im already lulzing over itno subject
Date: 2010-12-26 10:53 pm (UTC)i just repeat.
WHAT IS THIS
lolololololol
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Date: 2010-12-26 10:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-26 11:03 pm (UTC)oh alice, sm the salad is my favorite side dish tooo~
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Date: 2010-12-26 11:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-27 12:22 am (UTC)Laugh so hard.
This is seriously pure fun.
LMAO.
I'd like to eat them...
=3
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Date: 2010-12-27 01:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-27 01:49 am (UTC)OMG! I WANNA EAT JINO... AND JAY.... AND KYUHYUN....AND...UGH....JONGHYUN *not very fond of onion*
SUDDENLY CRAVING FOR SALAD.... blame you for this!!! >.> *glare*
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Date: 2010-12-27 03:09 am (UTC)Salad is good for you!
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Date: 2010-12-27 03:01 am (UTC)sm the salad > sm the ballad ;3..this was way too weird and I loved it xD
every single part made me giggle ;3..
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Date: 2010-12-27 03:10 am (UTC)SALADS ARE BETTER THAN BALLADSlmao, thank you! ^^♥
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Date: 2010-12-27 04:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-27 04:10 am (UTC):333
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Date: 2010-12-27 07:32 am (UTC)Well, actually it's very cute and entertaining, it's horrible that Jino is a tomato!!!!
I <3 Jino~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and I HATE Tomatos...... >.> Why couldn't he be a Cucumber?
Cucumbers are delicious!!!
<3 <3 <3 <3
PS. You're awesome.
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Date: 2010-12-27 01:40 pm (UTC)b-but tomatoes!! O: Jino is an adorable cherry tomato! XD
Thank you!!♥ ^^
ALICE NO SPOT FOR ME?
Date: 2010-12-27 07:36 am (UTC)Re: ALICE NO SPOT FOR ME?
Date: 2010-12-27 07:38 am (UTC)and alice you're gonna do the first challenge for next year :)
Re: ALICE NO SPOT FOR ME?
Date: 2010-12-27 01:41 pm (UTC)and yus, i know 8)
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Date: 2010-12-27 02:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-12-27 02:53 pm (UTC)XDD Thanks for reading!
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Date: 2010-12-28 02:51 am (UTC)OH GOD I LOVE YOU <333
Now I know what's really in my salad now.. THIS IS NOT THE REALITY I WANTED!! But I don't mind. <3
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Date: 2010-12-28 04:42 am (UTC)Ahaha, thank you!♥
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Date: 2010-12-28 09:02 am (UTC)The first time I saw SM The Salad in some other place, I just can't get that out of my head, and I get the feeling I may have called them that for some time I didn't even realize xD
This was weirdly cute!!
"I heard my name?" - idk but I seriously laughed at this line xD
haha! ♥♥
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Date: 2010-12-28 12:20 pm (UTC)XDD Thank you!
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Date: 2010-12-28 04:29 pm (UTC)LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
mmmmm i would like some sm the salad alright
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Date: 2010-12-29 03:45 am (UTC)Nom. Yes.
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Date: 2010-12-29 12:20 am (UTC)This is a bit weird, but is also cute!!! I was imagining a lettuce with Jay's face LOL XDD Love it! ♥
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Date: 2010-12-29 03:47 am (UTC)lmao that's the point^^no subject
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Date: 2011-01-09 06:22 am (UTC)THANK YOU♥ ^^!
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Date: 2011-10-29 03:53 am (UTC)<3
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Date: 2011-10-29 04:13 am (UTC)